If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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