Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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