Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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