I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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