Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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