She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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