I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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