when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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