awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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