New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
nutella sex= disaster
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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