Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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