he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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