My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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