so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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