oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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