problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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