just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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