That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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