Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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