and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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