Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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