just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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