So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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