Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sorry about my life...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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