Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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