I just pynch a tree in the face
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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