But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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