I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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