this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
