Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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