i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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