i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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