His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He passed out mid-signature
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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