The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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