SEEEEXXX PLEASE
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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