Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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