when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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