Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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