I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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