We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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