i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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