i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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