But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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