Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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