love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
