Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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