And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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