i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
a search helicopter?!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
