eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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