Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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